Hard working USN Retired guy. working the kids way through college.
For those times I have nothing better to do, Which is always :D
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, ‘If I had all
the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’
With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had All the wine in the world, I’d take it
and pour it into the river.’
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, ‘And if I had all the whiskey in
the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, ‘For
our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, ‘Shall We Gather at the River.’
Thanks Denny
Hard working USN Retired guy. working the kids way through college.
Hard working USN Retired guy. working the kids way through college.
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